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whats up with the boys?
flyboy_nz
09/30/01 at 23:33:30
asalaamu alaikum,

I've just been reading thru some of the threads and hey it seems to me that there are just as many comments from the :-) as there are from the ;-), if not more!  now wait a minute....this is supposed to be a discussion board for the bros is it not?

Does that mean we are welcome to join  the sisters discussions in their room? what do they talk about in their room???
Re: whats up with the boys?
abdulsamad
10/01/01 at 10:04:28

Assalamu 'Alaikum,
            Naturally they talk about 'sister stuff' like
hairstyling, sewing, etc. There are brothers who do go there
(myself included). Sometimes they have some interesting articles
;-).

Wassalam
Re: whats up with the boys?
Arsalan
10/01/01 at 14:37:18
Wa'alaikum assalam,

[quote]this is supposed to be a discussion board for the bros is it not?[/quote]Not really. ˙The discussions in this folder are theoretically related to issues related to men. ˙However, sisters are not forbidden from joining the discussions. ˙The same is true for the Akhwaat folder.

[quote]Does that mean we are welcome to join ˙the sisters discussions in their room? [/quote]Yes.

[quote]what do they talk about in their room???[/quote]Trust me, you won't be interested in most of the things! ˙But you can check them out if you wish. ˙I personally think that folder needs to be renamed. ˙From Akhwat Cafe to Akhwat Salon. ˙But anyway, that's a whole different topic ...

Wassalamu alaikum :)
Re: whats up with the boys?
*sofia*
10/01/01 at 23:34:31
I know!
Oh...uh...how'd I end up in here?  :)
Sorry, sisters!

Re: whats up with the boys?
bhaloo
10/02/01 at 00:40:40
slm

[quote]Oh...uh...how'd I end up in here?  :)
[/quote]

It must be all the interesting topics that are discussed in the brother's forum. :)
Re: whats up with the boys?
Mahmoodah
10/02/01 at 04:13:41
salam,
the siters cum to the bros place to put in sum light!!
This place is to dull, the sisters just feel that the bros cant run discussions;)

[quote]Trust me, you won't be interested in most of the things! ˙But you can check them out if you wish. ˙I personally think that folder needs to be renamed. ˙From Akhwat Cafe to Akhwat Salon. [/quote]

BRO, us girls talk abt decent stuff that r abt REAL life:)
iTS JUST  advice 4 afew pl out there, u need to learn fr sum where, lol.........neways, i kinda agree abt the salon bit, lol;)

wa-salam
Re: whats up with the boys?
eleanor
10/02/01 at 06:10:21
slm

wow I was so shocked to see a "new" tag on the Ikhwan folder..this section is just, well, dying...

Sorry but Ahmed brother if you want to take part in some active, interesting and often controversial discussions, with hair being pulled, eyes being scratched out and threads being locked, and posts being moderated and removed, then...

Come on ova to the sista's sad

see you there,
wasalaam
eleanor
Re: whats up with the boys?
BroHanif
10/02/01 at 18:03:36
What is with these sisters, why do they have to hijack every thread? Maaan just go back to your cross stich, your patterns, your hair dye, mehndi and talking about flares and sneakers. :)

The reason why we Bros have less posts is we like to put in quality into our posts rather than quantity. Our discussions are always meaningful, intellectual and full of wisdom. Not one liners saying I or yes but actual real discussions, talking real issues.
A place where you and your words are taken seriously. Now just tell me how can you achieve that when you are on about which mehndi pattern looks good, or how I should plat my hair. ? :0

Bro Ahmed its up 2 u whether you r 4 cross stich and how to tie a nice ribbon in the hair or whether you are content with few but thought inspiring posts. :). And I do know some bros who put mehdni on their hands and arms. Maybe the Salon could cater for you ? ;)


Salaams for now

Hanif

p.s. in no way am I against my sisters. just my thoughts :)

Re: whats up with the boys?
meraj
10/02/01 at 18:33:34
slm,

its about *quality*, not *quantity* ;) ;-D :)
Re: whats up with the boys?
Hania
10/02/01 at 18:54:55
Assalamu Alaikum

Yes any Brothers who are interested in cross stitching and hair styling please DO come and join us sisters. I think the latest hot debate is about eyebrow plucking ohhhhhhh.

And please bear in mind many of us single sisters are often on the lookout for single 'sensitive' brothers ;) And yes Brother Hanif us sisters know you're not really a macho man, I'm sure there's been several ocassions you dress up in your frilly apron and gloves and help your mum with the feather dusting!

Hania
Re: whats up with the boys?
Lisha
10/03/01 at 08:11:47
slm,

'its about *quality*, not *quantity*'
where???  i cant c the qualites???:(;)

Sr. Kathy i agree:) i was like wow the bros actually posted sumthing;)

us sisters hav a lot to talk abt but honestly what could the bros talk abt??? hmmm?
Re: whats up with the boys?
se7en
10/03/01 at 09:05:51

Boys.. I think you need to help one of your own.  Brother mujaahid is about to get jumped in the Akhwat Cafe.  

wasalaamu alaykum.

Re: whats up with the boys?
gift
10/03/01 at 09:46:38
[slm]
most sisters come the bro's file for a laugh
'meet the parents muslim style' - need i say more
[wlm]
Re: whats up with the boys?
solehah
10/03/01 at 10:03:27
Salaam

Ehem, in the spirit of generosity, I have to point out some good points about the brothers' postings.

Well....uh...*cough* lets see now....*clears throat*..uhhh...hmmmmm

Uhh you know what ? I think I need some time to think of one good point. Will be back later after much thinking. Stay tuned.

Heh heh. :)

Wassalam
Re: whats up with the boys?
solehah
10/03/01 at 10:30:45
Mayday mayday..please send back up. One of your brave yet foolish soldier has wandered into enemy territory. Please save him before he is blown to pieces :)

He he...poor brother Mujaahid. Well at least he showed he has humour LOLOL
Re: whats up with the boys?
flyboy_nz
10/03/01 at 16:51:32
salaam,

[quote]most sisters come the bro's file for a laugh
'meet the parents muslim style' - need i say more[/quote]
hey these are serious issues and much more intriguing than haircurlers and cross-stitch....what was the last post i read about eyebrow shaping???

[quote]Mayday mayday..please send back up. One of your brave yet foolish soldier has wandered into enemy territory. Please save him before he is blown to pieces [/quote]
*laugh* bro mujaahid is living up to his name:)
Re: whats up with the boys?
gift
10/04/01 at 03:37:47
[slm]
hey brother this is also an important issue for
a lot of sisters (because they are cursed if they do it)

[wlm]
Re: whats up with the boys?
eleanor
10/04/01 at 05:34:22
slm

[quote]
The reason why we Bros have less posts is we like to put in quality into our posts rather than quantity. Our discussions are always meaningful, intellectual and full of wisdom. Not one liners saying I or yes but actual real discussions, talking real issues.

[/quote]

???
funny, the only threads that actually caught on here were started by sisters. (aliens and "manhood misplaced") Apart from that it's the usual boorish talk of padded football or boxing. (raises eyes to heaven).
If our threads are *so* boring and *so* meaningless, then how come the sisters side *always* has loads of new posts and many many brothers take part?
And talk about the salon? there have also been articles in here about beard/no beard and Islamic clothing, so there!
;-D

wasalaam
eleanor
Re: whats up with the boys?
mujaahid
10/09/01 at 13:32:23
(mujaahid comes running over the hills with all his combat gear, close to exhaustion, after a feirce battle)

Hey brothers man, whats up with you guys eh? How come none of you helped me? I went in thier all alone to fight those sisters! They used all kinds of crazy weapons mans (pulling cross stitch needles out his jacket, and trousers). It was awesome guys, i went in thier, saw them doing thier daily rituals, putting mendhi in thier hair, doing the cross stitch, and man it pained me to see that, and the final straw was them plucking thier eyebrows! That was too much, i *had* to attack! But i was beaten back with giant knitting needles, i looked up and saw dozens of hair curlers flying towards me, i was hit everywhere, then came their next assault, they hurled nonstop eyebrow tweezers at me, and then came the final assault, the cross stitch needles, man they were painful :( I had no choice but to run for my life! You guys can take over from now on. I can't fight them, thier too much for me! I'm changing my name from mujaahid to Dancing-queen :) Sorry guys, but i leave the fighting to you now.

(throws down his combat gear and dejectedly walks off slowly, into the sunset)
Re: whats up with the boys?
flyboy_nz
10/09/01 at 15:53:02
salaam,

mujaahid=>dancing queen???  *laugh* hey thats the best post I've read all day :D

rest up bro, you're doing well fighting for the cause...don't give up on us now.

*ouch* hair curlers!! eyebrow tweezers!! cross-stich needles?!! sounds painful!  sound like dangerous territory to venture into :o
Re: whats up with the boys?
solehah
10/09/01 at 20:41:59
LOL
[quote](mujaahid comes running over the hills with all his combat gear, close to exhaustion, after a feirce battle)[/quote]

Thats not even a battle bro.  Its just warm up for us.

[quote]It was awesome guys, i went in thier, saw them doing thier daily rituals, putting mendhi in thier hair, doing the cross stitch, and man it pained me to see that, and the final straw was them plucking thier eyebrows![/quote]

Ehem how come you did not avert your eyes during all these activities ? Or was your mission to spy greater than your transgression of aurah ? heh heh

[quote]That was too much, i *had* to attack! But i was beaten back with giant knitting needles, i looked up and saw dozens of hair curlers flying towards me, i was hit everywhere, then came their next assault, they hurled nonstop eyebrow tweezers at me, and then came the final assault, the cross stitch needles, man they were painful :( I had no choice but to run for my life![/quote]

In the words of Sis Barr " He forgot the hot wax" *Evil laugh* Muahahahahahahahaha

[quote]I'm changing my name from mujaahid to Dancing-queen :)[/quote]

Heh heh, careful bro. You know what Dancing Queen means in SoHo ?

[quote](throws down his combat gear and dejectedly walks off slowly, into the sunset)[/quote]

Sighhhh another one bites the dust. He he
Re: whats up with the boys?
mujaahid
10/10/01 at 13:05:43
Assalaamu-alaikum Bro and sis!

"rest up bro, you're doing well fighting for the cause...don't give up on us now."

I dont know man, i tried, but they may just be too much for us! We gota try different tactics! Its time for air power!

So can any of you guys fly Bomber planes? If not dont worry, we'll throw paper planes at them instead ;)


Soleha

"Ehem how come you did not avert your eyes during all these activities ? Or was your mission to spy greater than your transgression of aurah ?"

err......err...well you see....i was gathring Intelligence. I had to see if u were plucking your eyebrows and not your hijabs :)

"You know what Dancing Queen means in SoHo ?"

LOL!!!! What you mean that "happy" place ;)

"Sighhhh another one bites the dust"

Or so they think!

Planes are heard over the skies of the land of "sis", anti-aircraft needles are seen being shot into the air at Random trying to bring down the planes.

then the Bro's air strikes begin:

*****> -- >    *****> -- >

Numerous military targets are hit, but one, the main anti aircraft gun remains intact. So time to send in the special forces.

Hours later, the sound of a rythmic banging noise breaks the silence, it gets louder and louder as the sound heads towards the remaining gun, then from a distance, the cause of this mysterious sound comes into site. There, before our very eyes is a mysterious bearded brother, with a basketball, dribbling the ball towards the gun, and as he comes closer, we see its none other then our very own Basketball star Arsalan! He is now at full speed, heading towards the major gun, an awesome site....closer.....and closer....and closer... and as he gets in striking range, he leaps high into the air, and with a ferociuos look of rage, slams the ball with incredible force down at the gun, and as the ball impacts, the gun explodes with awesome force, its remians scattering far and wide. The final obstacle has been destroyed, Arsalan has a look of satifaction on his face, as he turns and runs back for safety, running for cover of the mountains from which he came, he looks over his shoulders while running, laughing a deep evil laugh, and then falls down a well!

oh well Arsalan! Jazaakullah for destroying the gun for us! We'll come and get you out after Isha ;-)






Re: whats up with the boys?
eleanor
10/12/01 at 15:00:23
slm


[quote]
I dont know man, i tried, but they may just be too much for us! We gota try different tactics! Its time for air power!
[/quote]

Nah..only cowards use airpower, as Brother Arsalan is about to demonstrate..

[quote]
and as he gets in striking range, he leaps high into the air, and with a ferociuos look of rage, slams the ball with incredible force down at the gun, and as the ball impacts, the gun explodes with awesome force, its remians scattering far and wide.
[/quote]

Alhamdulillah!! Insha Allah I hope all the weapons in the world will be similarly destroyed!

wasalaam
eleanor
Re: whats up with the boys?
Arsalan
10/15/01 at 11:40:37
What the heck??  How did my name come into this discussion??
Re: whats up with the boys?
bhaloo
10/15/01 at 12:43:54
slm

Arsalan, your basketball skills seem to come up in every folder.  ;)  Brother what is your secret? ???
Re: whats up with the boys?
solehah
10/16/01 at 01:06:51

[quote]What the heck??  How did my name come into this discussion??[/quote]

Awww Bro see how you are very much loved :) Heh heh
Re: whats up with the boys?
gift
10/16/01 at 08:19:28
[slm]

[quote]In the words of Sis Barr " He forgot the hot wax" *Evil laugh* Muahahahahahahahaha [/quote]

hahahahahahah;-D ;-D ;-D roflmao

[wlm]


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