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Tongue Twisters
04/25/01 at 13:17:17

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
Re: Tongue Twisters
04/25/01 at 13:26:37
nice 1, but not toungue twisting!!! LOL

Re: Tongue Twisters
04/25/01 at 15:15:39
this is why I hated teaching the germans who need nice logical explanations to everything. They used to look at me as though I had 10 heads when I told them "look you just have to believe me on this one.."

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

a tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tuter is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?

Man, whatever about tongue fingers are in knots here after typing that..

Re: Tongue Twisters
04/26/01 at 20:31:29
i don't think ne english teacher like there job, speciallly mine-lol!!!


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